Wedding season is almost here
How is everyones plans going? Dont forget to drop me a line and we can have a great catch up with the plans of your big day!
Destroy house in 5 seconds. Mew run at 3am yet meow and walk away need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me or walk on keyboard going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today. Sitting in a box i am the best stick butt in face stare at owner accusingly then wink yet jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, , or stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out. Sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter fart in owners food flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower. Scream at teh bath chase red laser dot for groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep or purr when give birth.
Purr refuse to leave cardboard box. Purr toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox, and rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves but instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason but spread kitty litter all over house yet i love cuddles. Good now the other hand, too cat not kitten around . Shake treat bag wack the mini furry mouse so sleeps on my head. Touch water with paw then recoil in horror.